Shut Up I Smell Donuts

some-kind-of-lizard

2011-10-07T11:49:00.005-04:00

Drew this for the 24 Hour Comic Jam over on Reddit.

I was drawing it and then reached the end of the picture and I don't know what lizard butts look like so I panicked.

Here is a picture of an octopus wrestling a bear.

2011-05-01T13:24:00.006-04:00

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I drew some stuff on a to-go box at work. Mostly dicks.

2011-04-28T01:51:00.008-04:00

I really do :(

From this comic.

Do you like fish sticks?

That is all.

Slenderman and Maskey: Bros for Life

2010-12-15T00:52:00.006-05:00

If you haven't watched Marble Hornets yet, I recommend it. It's pretty good.

Nathan's Adventure

2010-08-09T23:04:00.010-04:00

Nathan is an Australian guy that I know via the Internet. This is a drawing of recent events in his life.

Also I am a Super Racist.

Wiggidy Waffles

2009-03-29T15:20:00.004-04:00

Hello this is also a comic. Buy Wiggidy Waffles. They're delicious.

A Leg to Stand On (Or: I Got a New Tablet)

2009-03-22T15:10:00.002-04:00

This has probably been done before. Probably by Explosm. I have no way of knowing for sure. Hello.

I Personally Enjoy the Look of Abject Terror on the Small Child's Face Very Much

2008-05-26T23:27:00.018-04:00

Krissy enjoys the finer things in life

Yeah, so we pretty much missed the last update entirely. To make up for that, you get this one a bit early. However, I offer no apologies, because I had a lot of stuff going on and no time to work on the comic.

This comic as a whole is largely an experiment, and so I am also experimenting with the art in it. I could've uploaded this straight from my sketchbook, but I felt like trying something new with colouring. Your thoughts?

The Dan appears satiated.

So, here I am again! I, personally, find the coloring reminiscent of a piece of paper being washed very briefly in a tub of blood. Anyway, hopefully the next one will be up in a more timely manner since we are now out of school, but hey, maybe we will be lazy some more. And now, I bid you adieu!

The Persons Interviewed for this Program Wish to Remain Anonymous

2008-05-14T01:40:00.006-04:00

Krissy is pro-skub

/yawn
If you don't get this, you need to lurk moar.

Role Reversal

2008-05-06T21:51:00.008-04:00

Krissy just ate so many lemons

Here is a picture of a seal clubbing a baby human. If you haven't lowered your expectations by now, you should! It's all downhill from here, folks.
Second comic and we're barely on time. This is not boding well for the future! Oh well. Expect comic number 3 sometime next Tuesday, maybe sooner if you're real nice.

I think we're probably going to move the site sometime soon. Blogger's maximum image size is not very large at all, and it likes to compress things to make them look shittier than they actually are.

Environmental Racism

2008-04-29T22:19:00.018-04:00

Next comic goes up Tuesday!

Krissy:

Hello! Here is comic number 1 for your viewing pleasure!

Danny and I have decided to collaborate and make a webcomic! This is entirely for our enjoyment, and we'll pretty much do whatever we want with it, though I do hope you like it. Try not to form any expectations, because they probably will not be met.

I am certain that some people will find this comic offensive. This is why I posted this particular one first; to weed out those with their heads stuck so far up their asses that they can't take a joke. One in which a talking tree says "nigger."

Ranger Dan reporting in!

Hiya! I don't know what else there is to say, except we're trying to stick to a schedule of one comic a week. Now you know when to come back! Next week sometime! Yeah, that's about it.

DONUTS

2007-09-24T21:27:00.001-04:00

SHUT UP I SMELL THEM